Well…tonight is our last night in the land of Greek men, shopping, and restaurants. We thought we’d share with you some of our observations and funny quips.
One of the favorites: We asked a local why there weren’t any female waiters….his response….girls can’t put the things in the fridge. Now as an American….I’m totally willing to adopt that line of thinking and will now have to find a man slave to put the groceries away for me! ~ Athens
During a regular conversation with another Albanian “local” he seemed to think that every time we said or did something right it was cause for a high five! ~ Crete
Dining at breakfast at Casa Delfino, it might be a good idea to bring an umbrella to cover your head and food because of the random tree droppings that might pelt you. ~Crete
Walking along the streets you need to be sure footed because the streets are paved with marble. Flip flops slip and can cause serious injury! Thankfully a skinned knee was all that happened! By the way…it wasn’t Taylor who fell! ~Athens
Dining is quite the experience but watch out for those waiters who “like to touch” and perhaps the price tag of the meal. Getting surprised by the bill is not an easy face to conceal, however can be softened by a bottle of local wine. ~Santorini
Never travel on a ferry in high wind and on the top deck of the boat. This can cause severe stomach upset which might require one of those fun little bags to hang on to. Fortunately the bag was not needed but both of us were sick. Some advice was to actually eat something! ~Somewhere in the middle of the ocean
When choosing a restaurant to eat at, don’t make eye contact with the barkers and hold out until they offer free food, dessert or drinks. ~Athens, Crete, Santorini, and Crete
Best dinner advice, bring a hollow leg. One night we had dinner and dessert….TWICE! Were we hungry for a second meal?? Of course not but when someone offers you free food are you really going to turn it down? ~Crete
Drinks….let’s just say if you don’t drink you will after Greece! And I will say….what happens in Greece stays in Greece therefore no questions please, however I’m concerned I’ve turned Taylor into a lush! Hmmm Germany here we come. ~EVERYWHERE
Our new favorite word is…Piknos….look it up! We used it everywhere! ~ Everywhere
If you think you’re going to come to Greece and be able to read their paper, billboards, signs, menus or anything written in Greek for that matter…forget it! Just ask the locals how to say it and then commit it to memory! ~Everywhere
Pictures taken in a museum are to be “serious” pictures not funny ones….heaven forbid we have a good time with the naked statues! By the way…she made us delete them before she would let us leave! ~Athens
While at a posh hotel and wanting to get out of your shell a little bit…try not breaking the pool! And when it is broken be sure to run, hide and avoid any questions that may come up! ~ Mykonos
Know your own strength! When a book falls behind the bed be sure to survey how the headboard is attached to the wall so as not to cause plaster to come off the wall while you’re heaving it with all your might! ~ Santorini
While dining beware of adorable young kids who come to give you flowers and in their broken English they say “for took” instead of to have! We couldn’t resist him!! ~ Athens
It’s not every day you’re given a free rose from some mystery man and if he looks creepy just don’t make eye contact! ~Athens
Getting your morning exercise may require avoiding donkeys, donkey droppings and other tourists. ~Santorini
Driving rules for Crete 101! Rule number 1…there aren’t any rules! ~Crete
Foreign meat markets are not just for buying meat…they can also be a great way to meet guys...especially frisky ones but be careful and know where their hands are!! I just about slapped one of them for being a little too touchy feely with Taylor. ~Athens
When learning new words from Albanian’s be sure you know what you’re saying before repeating it to another Albanian! ~Crete
Throw the map out the window and pay a taxi driving to get you to the hotel! ~Crete
“Hi, where you live?” “Portland, Oregon” Quizzical look to which we responded “California” and then came the understanding. Seems everyone knows where California is but no one knows where Oregon is located! ~Everywhere
Girls are made of sugar, that’s why they always like dessert! ~Athens
Heaven forbid you try to pour your own water! The waiter watching from afar sprinted and leapt over chairs to fill our glass so that we didn’t have to lift a finger! ~Mykonos
They say blondes have more fun and we think in Greece it is true, perhaps too much fun! ~Everywhere
We’re not sure how it happened but we think we’re a part of 2 opposing mafia families! The benefits? Free food and drinks! ~Crete and Athens
Look up, make eye contact and you will have a friend for life. In Greece don’t be an introvert! They are very fun, easygoing and exciting people to get to know! ~ Greece!
Fashion forward thinking…capros, aka man Capri pants. Look out American men…they’re on their way! ~Everywhere
Sleep? Who needs it?
So tomorrow we head off to Munich and driving to Salzburg to spend the weekend and my birthday! We will be there for 3 nights then head back to Munich to see how we can get in trouble there! We have had a wonderful time in Greece and are sad to leave but this was all an introduction to the place we fell in love with and are sure we want to visit again.